Too much nosh & too much booze He spent all night in the bog with the blues An aching head, intoxicated He didn't even know he was constipated He forced
Here we go again, down to Griefsville, yah I'm sneezing, I'm wheezing, I'm freezing I'm outside with no coat on I turned the lights on, where she'd been
CHORUS: Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee, Things were looking gloomy and Glenda she was sad, Kevin had been out with Carol Sands, But Glenda
Bowling Barmy, oo oo She's got bowling blues Bowling socks, bowling shoes Bowling night & day Hey She waits miserably Down the bowling alley He's a bowling
Oh I can't forget a girl I knew H.O.'s her name, I bet there's no one else to blame for I used to be an easy going man but now I'm the one of the millions
He's not a thief or a burglar he never robbed a bank he didn't commit murder all Geordie's bullets were blank Set Geordie free, coz Geordie's not guilty
Harry Cross, Harry Cross he's not a lucky bloke he's always blue what can he do now Edna's had a stroke Harry Cross, Harry Cross she's always in his head
There's a bloke from Hereford Road who really makes me groan, everyday he's at the door or on the telephone Why can't he just go away and leave me here
Harry's hands are hands of mystery Connected to all calamities Harry's hands are hands of mystery They're accused of all burgiaries Harry's hands ain
Ooooh, ooooo She's a fibber she's always telling him lies he can't trust her no matter how he tries she swore to me that I would always be the one then
Bored at a party Saturday night looking at Tupperware, in came a chick who made me quickly glad I was th there, how could I get the courage to ask her
I still can see you face Your smile everyday I wish I was back there To live it out again I can see you Yeah I can see you [Chorus:] I can see you
"David Man, yer hav'n't finished yer tea" "It doesn't matter, I can't wait to drive my XR2" "Oh David, don't drive fast David" "See ya!" "David, David
Steve is tender Steve is sweet she'll never let him go Steven made her life complete That's why I hate him so Would she ever really understand I came
When I wake up, yeah, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you When I go out, yeah, I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man
I've got asthma and I can not breath can't breath at all! I've got an inhaler with me I am choking and my face is blue blue and it's getting worse! I
I don't need a doctor, I don't need a drugstore I don't need an injection, I need to put the telly on. Got me in a cold sweat, I don't need no cigarette
Oh! I woke up with a backache Backache! Backache! I thought I ought to go to the first aid tin Where I found something for my backache Backache! Backache