: this one goes out from the bottom of our hearts, to the most important lady in our lifes, its time to pay some respect, i hope your proud of us, cuz
: White girls! You are attracted to us! Black girls! You are attracted to us! Asian girls! You are attracted to us! Latinas! You are attracted to us!
: aye yo, new lonely island, 2011 let's get 'em kiv! aye yo my dick don't work, that shit is soft as a pillow my girlie lookin' at me like ?you for
: Okay, My mic sounds nice check one My mic sounds nice check two My mic sounds nice check three My mic sounds nice check four My mic sounds nice check
: (feat. Akon) Sometimes (Oooooh) Something beautiful happens In this world (Akon) You don't know how to Express yourself so (and Lonely Island) You
I'm stuck on dookie mountain Fifty guns open fire, blood spray like a fountain Now our bodies all shredded, shots blaze right through me We're deader than dust, done in by the dookie Trouble on Dookie Island
: oh dang what is it dawg? i forgot its mothers day didnt get a gift for her? other plans got in the way, she'll be so dissapointed damn i forgot it
: [feat. Snoop Dogg] My turtle neck phat and my chain so thin And I'm sippin' light beer and my crew right here Chain razor thin, light beer in my cup
: (feat. Nicki Minaj) When you're out at a club and you see a fly girl do the creep (haaaa) do the creep (haaaa) And if you wanna make friends at the
: After the club is the after party After the party is the hotel lobby After that, you know it's diamond Cris And after that, I say, "Excuse me, miss
: Here's a little story that I think you'll like It's not about Shaq or Iron Mike So buckle your seatbelts, it's gonna get choppy And listen to the tale
: I was walkin' through the city streets And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink Run faster. Jump higher. Man, I'm not gonna let
: Lock eyes from across the room down my drink while the rhythms boom take your hand and skip the names no need here for the silly games make our way
on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat (boat, yeah) [The Lonely Island (T-Pain)] I'm on a boat motherfucker
: (feat. Jack Black) [The Lonely Island] Wellllll he was the Sax Man from the state of Tennessee First set in with the band at the ripe old age of three
: (featuring Chris Parnell) Andy: Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon, call Parnell just to see how he's doin. Chris: Hello? Andy: What up, Parns
: Hey man... Hey, Dood your looking pretty swoll have you been working out? Uhh yeah! why you looking? Ohh no not like that man I mean no homo... ohhh
: imagine in your mind a posh country club the stuffy old money where the poor get snubbed the spread is bland sour kraut and boiled goose there's no