: My name is Chunk and I'm a real fat ass No diet plan could ever help me My friends are laughing about my plump mass Where is my dick? Long time no
: Coming from a show at the edge of the earth Heading for the airport, still gleaming with mirth Waiting for our homebound airplane We had a few more
: There was a problem that was posed upon them There was a riddle awaiting to be solved They hit the stage and all they played was bullshit They hit
: It came from below, under the sea No warnings, maybe a few A natural force paired with human greed Dragged Deepwater into the blue The following is
: You see me diving Down from the stage Where "Sting of Metal" Unleash their rage Shit, what a band! They are my idols I'm their most loyal fan From
: She is a Metal fan Long hair, tattoos and piercings She has a lot of friends And parties in the evenings But she's a lonely girl No one who really
: One month in full coma My life destroyed by gunshots Lost my job, lost my girl Frustration, fading memories Black and white, black and white The world
: Another day spent in the treadmill Another day stuck in work 9 to 5 Another day dreams fade away Another day wasted from my real life I'm stirring
: We pull the rating trigger From "triple A" to "C" The fall of nations is Not our problem, honestly! We have the power to rule your deals Control financial
: Roads deserted, and motors run cold Civilization in lack of black gold Nationwide the engines stand still Energy crisis, we're paying the bill Year
: It's my vacation I'm leaving soon A trip to Finland On a sunny afternoon Helsinki-Airport Straight out of town I'll drive through woodlands And relax
: Burning houses, some distant screams of pain Burning people, painful and cruelly slain I'm dashing to my chair I have a few fried beans Some scrambled
: Some call me tight lipped Taciturn guy Some maybe call me weirdo Absent most of the time Now here's my story The awful truth I am no silent dreamer
: One single room One iron door 500 square feet are my whole world that I do abhor No natural light No window-pane 24 years of dungeon nearly drove my
: Sailing the alley, black scarf round my head My old shopping-trolley heels close to the wind Limping the gutter on my wooden limb Smelling of whisky
: I am a normal guy I'm working at a store for footwear I love my wife and child Our peaceful town and Sunday prayers But when the night falls I'm turning
: Hey boss! Your Party's cool Another year so let's start drinking Excess! The alcohol flows Your birthday is a night for sinners My bladder's full
: Back in the old land of beer In 1516 times Univirtuous brewers ruined the business Spoiling and polluting the beer with grubby things Duke of Bavaira
