I met her in the video store in the 'Summer of '84' She had the body that wouldn't quit And she know what to do with it Traci got lucky in the world
Well, your father's in Bermuda And the milkman's overjoyed Your maid is into bondage And I've got Polaroids And I was on the corner When you wrecked
I can't wait to sellout, I can't wait to sellout, So I can get the hell out of here. I can't wait to sellout, Just show me where to sign, I can't wait
People are telling me That I'm missing out on the fun 'Cause I don't go anywhere And I don't meet anyone But I know how rumors fly When you're a lonely
She's got the personality of Darth Vader And the mentality of a sixth grader I better get her now, while I still hate her The way I hated you While she
She's got the personality of Darth Vader And the mentality of a sixth grader I better get her now, while I still hate her The way I hated you While
I took my car in to get it fixed And I give the keys to some teeth less hick Who picks his nose and spits I want him dead And later on I go to shop for
You don't have to pay your dues, Just because you're a girl, You've got other tools to use, Just because you're a girl. You've got a half way decent
You've seen them in the malls A bunch of kewpie dolls You've seen them in the halls at school They just wanna dig the rave I just wanna dig their grave
The snow is falling down. the temperature is dropping. The lights light up the town and everyone is Christmas shopping. But I'm lost in the crowd,
Jerry is a preacher man Jerry is a louse And Jerry owns the President, The Senate, and the House Jerry speaks the word of God But he don't speak for
Well, I think that I'm through with the girl I thought I knew But I guess, I didn't know her well at all 'Cause I'm getting sick of Janie's latest kick
Oil up your shotgun for the time of your life And tell the wife that you won't be home tonight Lock up your daughters in the hickory shack And jump in
Well, there's a new sensation in the neighborhood And self-gratification never felt so good You don't need a lot of training in the ways of love Just
Why don't you swallow a handful of someone else's pills? It will solve all of my problems and cure all your ills Take the little red capsules . . . that
Doin' a little drinking at my favorite bar Got so smashed I couldn't drive my car Got the phone and called me a cab Got thrown out, and couldn't pay my
Well, there's a new sensation in the neighborhood And self-gratification never felt so good You don't need a lot of training in the ways of love
Now once upon a time In this village of the damned I took my shot at greatness And the goddamn gun was jammed So I'm in a drunken state 'Cause I can't
