: May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the Real Slim Shady please shut up? I repeat, will the real slim shady please
Eminem (repeat 2X)] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
and it goes 1- I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand
! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. [scratches] Slim
: Justin? It's Zoe. Kelly did not have me call, however I just listened to Eminem in her car and it is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard in
: [Doctor] Scalpel [Nurse] Here [Doctor] Sponge [Nurse] Here [Doctor] Wait.. he's convulsing, he's convulsing! [Nurse] Ah! [Doctor] We're gonna have
: Hey, what's going on, this is Paul Rosenberg, attorney of law. Listen, I listened to the rough copy of your album And uh, you know I've just got to
: This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by Slim Shady The views and events expressed here are totally fucked and are not necessarily
: Just the two of us.. (8X) [Eminem] Baby your da-da loves you (hey) And I'ma always be here for you (hey) no matter what happens You're all I got in
: This is for all the ladies out there... I never meant to... give you mushrooms girl I never meant to... bring you to my world And now you're lying
: OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself You can try this at home You can be just like me! Mic check one two.. we recordin? I'm cancerous, so when
: [Ken Kaniff]I'm gonna call this motherfucker. Oh fuck yeah. Give him a piece of mind. A piece of my ass. [Operator]Thank you for waiting. Hello, may
: [G] Eminem as Susan (the girl) [D] Eminem as Dave [J] Eminem as John [R] Eminem as Ron Chorus: repeat 2X {Eminem singing} I never meant to give you
: [Girl] Hmm-hmm-hmhmhmmhm.. ahhh, whooooo!! Shit [Em] Yo, mic check Testing one, two, um... twelve (whattup whattup whattup.. Outsidaz) [Em] This is
: Skylar Montgomery? What do you want from me Roger? I know it was you all along messing around with my dear Veronica. Wait a minute. You hold it right
last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who
