: The leads are weak, the leads are weak, fucking leads are weak? YOU'RE WEAK Remember when America had a middle class And an upper class, that was
: Be a winner not a problem admitter un quit Better to be a hepper than a healthy 12 stepper, forfeit You wanna keep it goin' but you don't know how
: All my neighbors are fast asleep And I can't find anything to drink The McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol So I'm headed down the street to first
: I'll throw a pie in the face of piety I'll torch a torah right off a bridge I am a reverend of irreverence I'm a shill for any sacrilege I understand
: I was backstage at a festival in Germany talking to a cute fair skinned brunette I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set
: I've no consideration, zero mutual respect For billions who suffer from rational thought neglect I don't wanna waste a sentence, I don't want a convert
: My father had dementia He lied in bed for months Once in a while he'd call me And ask me to fly down I told him that I'd love to But I had things to
: Come on underachievers Come on all you underpass believers We'll give you the skill for street livin' It feels pretty great to just give in, so just
: I got manicured fingers and toes I got 4 layers of pee-soaked clothes but I'm still condescending Your as and teeth permanent browned Your face is
: I liked going to school, I didn't want to fool around with drugs Cuz all of my friends were dropping out I had to get stuff done, I wasn't fun I didn
: Coasters and Frisbees Fish lures for deep seas Mobiles for infants They make great Christmas tree ornaments Bring the whole family, parking is free
: What happened to Bruce, Eddie, and Paul? Paul and Eddie had it good But Paul loved his cocaine and Eddie hated punks So after a couple years Eddie
: (Bonus Track) You know how it is! I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm 40 now and I got a family and I got shit to do. And, you know, I made the decision when
I have no consideration Zero mutual respect For billions who suffer from rational thought neglect I don't wanna waste a sentence I don't want a conversation
Come on underachievers Come on all you underpass believers We?ll give you the skill for street livin? It feels pretty great to just give in, so just give
I'll throw a pie in the face of piety I'll torch a torah right off a bridge I am a reverend of irreverance over my shoulder anti-sacrilidge I understand
I was backstage at a festival in Germany talking to a cute fair-skinned brunette I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set I noticed
What happened to Bruce, Eddie, and Paul? Paul and Eddie had it good But Paul loved his cocaine and Eddie hated punks So after a couple years Eddie broke