Letras:
Larry The Cable Guy A Very Larry Xmas

wish my mother-in-law got Hit by a car I Wish my mother-in-law got hit by a car I Wish my mother-in-law got hit by a car so I wouldnt have to hear her

Donny the Retard had a 8 pound water head he was 5 foot 3 and he said to me "i like tater tots". "i like tater tots" may be changed to "my name's

I ain't know lowlie hard up scumball I even closed a couple of gifts in this fancy Chugg-A-Lugg Inn Hotel envolope Thats right there's a bunch of coupons

You better watch out, I think she's a guy, I'm not quite sure, But somethin ain't right... Hilary Clinton's Coming to town

On a first day of Christmas My true love gave to me Clap and I left her

by a car I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car So I wouldn't have to, drinkin' bitch Hey, this is Larry the cable guy

What the crap you gay saaannnty claus. you get on my pissing nerve. Every Christmas night while im drinking my millwalke. I hear some damn noise on my

I pissed in my pants, the toilet was just to far I drunk too much damn beer I tried to hold it in but my bladder just gave in And I pissed right through

Blue Balls Blue balls Its dollar night at the titty-club See Them Dance On My Pants Soon it will be Bathroom Time