: Witless, humorous conversatoin Has filled me up like an old gas station I'm wallowing in a pool of gasoline Self appointed sherrif of a popular ghostown
: It's not enough to hear me say you've won You only wanted me for having fun But now I think you've gone and had your way And left me with a pile of
: He was in the habit of taking things for granted Granted, there wasn't much for him to take And the only thing constant was the constant reminder he
: There's a gentleman who's not so gentle cuz he's too generous with his chit and his chat So lately we've been discussing a way to rid this disgusting
: Watch your children around the abandoned well Don't ask me to tell if they slipped and fell I'm just a salesman with my suitcase in hand And the perfect
: I was picked up and then dropped off in a culture counter-clockwise turned around Dug a hole in Southern Carolina - took me straight to China safe
: Everybody is waiting for everybody to get out I'll join 'em talking 'bout the people everybody talk about And all the pretty people party while the
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: Wash your dirty mouth Your dirty mouth Watch your little mouth Wash your dirty mouth Your dirty mouth Watch your little mouth I don't wanna wait anymore
: Shame on you for getting wet Now who will dry your eyes? Shame on you for getting wet How can you act surprised? Running with scissors wasn't smart
: Blame me for the elevator - I know you will It's not me who's the operator but you're going down You'll be sorry when you're singing all alone But
: I found a soldier in a box A souvenir that someone lost at such a cost The cemetery gates were closed Only the humming birds would smell the flowers
: Don't get mad if I'm laughing Blame the caffeine for all the 5 am phone calls I haven't slept a single night in over a month And not even once did
Don't get mad if I'm laughing Blame the caffeine for all the 5 am phone calls I haven't slept a single night in over a month And not even once did you
It's not enough to hear me say you've won, you only wanted me for havin' fun. but now I think you've gone and had your way, and left me with a pile of
I was picked up and then dropped off in a culture counter-clockwise turned around Dug a hole in Southern Carolina - took me straight to China safe and
Watch your children round the, abandoned well, don't ask me to tell if they slipped and fell im just a salesman with my suitcase in hand and the the
