: arseholes, bastards fucking cunts and pricks aerosole, the bricks a lawless brat from a council flat oh, oh a little bit of this and a little bit
: Blue Gene baby Skinny white sailor, the chances were slender, the beauties were brief Shall I mourn your decline with some Thunderbird wine and a
: Why don't you get back into bed? (repeat) Some of Buddy Holly, the working folly Good Golly Miss Molly, and boats Hammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi
: I could be the driver an articulated lorry I could be a poet I wouldn't need to worry I could be a teacher in a classroom full of scholars I could
: I come awake With a gift for womankind You're still asleep But the gift don't seem to mind Rise on this occassion Halfway up your back Sliding down
: I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus I'm Spasticus Autisticus I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus I'm Spasticus Autisticus I'm Spasticus, I'm Spasticus I'm Spasticus
: You're more than fair, you've got a gorgeous bum Why don't you come to my house and meet my mum I like your titties, they're nice and small Let me
: Rough kids play rough games and kick tin cans Leave their feet out in the aisle Rough kids have bother and make nuisance They climb on someone else
: good evening i'm from Essex in case you couldn't tell my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay and I'm doing very well had a love affair with
, stares straight ahead Snake eyes, blockhead Flat top, stares straight ahead Stock parts, blockhead Never trips over, stands up on his own He is a blockhead
You work all day to earn your pay To pay off all your debts You rent your square to live in And that's the best it gets Cubical man does what he can
Why did you do this? Where is your head at? You fucking blockhead
Oh, let's get up and let's get excited It's a public party and you're all invited Let's cut the custard, see the mustard Please hold steady till we're
Moments of sadness, moments of guilt Stains on the memory, stains on the quilt Chapter of incidents, chapter and verse Sub-heading chronic, paragraph
(spoken) I'm Charley, you know I'm Norman pleased to meet you I'm Mickey, hello Wilko I'm Johnny, how are you doing Harry? My name is David And I'm Ian
In the mirror, when I'm Debonair My reactions are my own affair A body likes to be near the bone Oh Nancy, Leslie, Jack and Joan I die when I'm alone,
One looks for happiness One longs to find a partner One knows that nowadays One love will be the answer One sees a crazy world One needs a fresh perspective
Excuse me, excuse me Get right out of the way Quiet! (Flop-flops) I'm sorry, beg pardon The fault's entirely yours Quiet! (Big Chops) Your Highness,