a girl isn't pretty, If a girl isn't pretty, If a girl isn't pretty, If a girl isn't pretty, If a girl isn't pretty, She should get a job, Go get a job
: (Instrumental)
: Fanny convinces Eddie she has talent and he agrees to teach her the specialty for the next audition. She gets the job. [Fanny:] Well-- I just put
: Fanny waits for Eddie to come out of the theatre and tries to explain that she doesn't fit into the chorus because she's got star potential. [Fanny
P.A.'s We got in dozens, and lawyers, take your choice. Messes and messes of young D.D.-esses, A looney who teaches voice, [Girls:] Ah, ha, ha, ha-- [
: Afterwards, Ziegfeld is angry but agrees she was right to go for the comedy. Nick Arnstein comes backstage and wants to escort Fanny out to celebrate
dried-out toast in a sliver, On the top a little chopped liver. How many girls become a sinner While waiting for a roast beef dinner? Though most girls
: At the end of the Baltimore run, Fanny's train is leaving to go on to to Chicago, while Nick must catch the train for New York and then head to Europe
: Time has passed. Fanny has given birth to a daughter, Frances, who is now five months old, and Fanny is going back into the new Ziegfeld show. Eddie
: Nick is not in the audience for Fanny's opening night, and she's worried, but when he makes a late appearance at the party, she's angry at him until
Sadie, married lady, that's me! [All:] She's Sadie, Sadie, married lady, [Boys:] Sadie, you did the trick. [Fanny:] It's nothing! [Girls:] Not ev'ry girl
: The time has returned to the opening scene, with Fanny in her dressing room, remembering her past. It's the day Nick gets out of prison after eighteen
: Months later, Fanny has had a telegram from Florenz Ziegfeld; Eddie suspects it's a job offer. Eddie and Mrs. Brice fantasize as they help Fanny get
: Nick asks Flo to invest in a casino Nick has decided to launch, but Flo's money is tied up in his new show, so Fanny becomes Nick's partner. Fanny
: Fanny and Nick steal a private moment at the party and discover they are both a little lonely. Fanny sings: We travel single-oh Maybe we're lucky,
: Trying to help, Fanny puts up $20,000 so that Nick can become a theatrical agent, but he sees through her ploy and it angers and humiliates him. Desperate
: Fanny is now part of the Ziegfeld Follies. She tells Florenz Ziegfeld she doesn't want to be in the finale because she finds the lyrics inappropriate
humor That's one thing you really need for sure When you're a funny girl The fella said, "A funny girl" Honey, how it ain't so funny Funny girl
