a cat named Mellow A goose named Pillow A pig named Gates, and a funky armadillo The keeper came around And homie started dissin' me Tony, he's a Tiger, he's a
necessary To restore order What is going on in L.A. must and will stop As your president I guarantee it This violence will end" [Verse 1: A.L.T.] The
to Poet T. and the Bronze And yo, peace to Showbiz And Mike Greene They got it goin' on And yo, my name, is A.L.T. [A.L.T.:] Dude, did Did I forget anybody
on and I rocked the instrumental There's a groupie named Mai Tai, a fly oriental A groupie is a girl that jocks She wore a def Black Velvet and drank
hard way Don't {fuck} with 'em, he's from the old school Packin' a tool In a circle smokin' a super pool Kickin' a butt out the big tall cans Sportin' [? ] Dickies and
and when I get a chance, I knock 'em Don't ask for a penny And please take a hint If you ain't got dollars Then you ain't got sense [Hook] [Verse 3:]