: [Eminem] When I was just a little baby boy, my momma used to tell me these crazy things She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man, she used to tell
: CHORUS 4X: That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm Back) I'm Back, (I'm Back) I'm Back [Verse 1] I murder a rhyme one word at a time You never, heard
: May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please
: (RBX) Remember me? ("Several executions") Remember me? ("I have no remorse") Remember me? ("I'm high-powered") Remember me? ("I drop bombs like Hiroshima
: [Ken Kaniff]I'm gonna call this motherfucker. Oh fuck yeah. Give him a piece of mind. A piece of my ass. [Operator]Thank you for waiting. Hello, may
: [Girl] Yeaaah, hahahaha... whooooo, shit! Mmmmm.. {*harmonizing*} [Em] (aight) [Em] Guess what? I ain't coming in yet... I'll come in a minute [Em]
: [Eminem] Whatever.. Dre, just let it run Aiyyo turn the beat up a little bit Aiyyo.. this song is for anyone.. fuck it Just shut up and listen, aiyyo
: (kill kill kill) Dahh-dum, dahh-dum.. dum Dahh-dum, dahh-dum, duh-da-da-da-da (kill kill kill) Dahh-dum, dahh-dum.. dum Dahh-dum, dahh-dum,
: [Eminem] You know I just don't get it Last year I was nobody This year I'm sellin records Now everybody wants to come around like I owe em somethin
: [Eminem] *talkin' gibberish* Translation So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit Cuz I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick Two pills
's me, Versace Whoops, somebody shot me! And I was just checkin the mail Get it? Checkin the 'male'? How many records you expectin to sell after your second LP
: [Eminem] Aww look at daddy's baby girl That's daddy baby Little sleepy head Yesterday I changed your diaper Wiped you and powdered you. How did you
: [Chorus: repeat 2X] Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
: Justin? It's Zoe. Kelly did not have me call, however I just listened to Eminem in her car and it is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard in
: I never knew I.. I never knew I.. Mic check one-two I never knew I.. Who woulda knew? I never knew I.. Who'da known? I never knew
: [Doctor] Scalpel [Nurse] Here [Doctor] Sponge [Nurse] Here [Doctor] Wait.. he's convulsing, he's convulsing! [Nurse] Ah! [Doctor] We're gonna have
: Hey, what's going on, this is Paul Rosenberg, attorney of law. Listen, I listened to the rough copy of your album And uh, you know I've just got to
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