Letras:Roonil Wazlib. Muggle Knitting Patterns. My Mirror Is My Best Friend.

Hogwarts champion, house Prefect
Yo, Hufflepuff house! Represent!

I was dating this chick named Cho Chang
She hung out with me and my popular gang
All my friends believed when I said, ?DAMN! I want her!?
But really I was dreaming of Harry Potter?

My mirror is my best friend
With a face like this, who needs to pretend?
You know pretty-boy-Diggory gets all the girls
I?ll rock the bed in the underworld!

About a thousand girls asked me to the Yule Ball
But this sexy beast is too good for them all
They ?oohed? and ?aahed? when I dove into the lake
Well, I wore short shorts?for Harry Potter?s sake!

My mirror is my best friend
With a face like this, who needs to pretend?
You know pretty-boy-Diggory digs all the boys
In the bath, that egg wasn?t the only loud noise!

My mirror is my best friend
With a face like this, who needs to pretend?
You know Pretty-boy-Diggory gets all the girls

My mirror is my best friend
With a face like this, who needs to pretend?
You know pretty-boy-Diggory digs all the boys

My mirror is my best friend
With a face like this, who needs to pretend?
You know pretty-boy-Diggory may now be dead
So I?ll hit on Harry?s father instead!