Letras:Our New Celebrity. Other. Restricted Section.

Madam Pince
When was the last time
You left the library?
Do you know what fun is?
Here?s a dictionary
It?s time that you took a break

Argus Filch
When was the last time
You had a friend?
And don?t you dare include
Mrs. Norris
It?s time that you had a date

You?re a match made in heaven
And Merlin only knows
There?ll be no rule breaking
In your household
We just ask that you two
End the displays of affection
We caught you making out
In the restricted section

We guess it?s time
You hung up your broom
And put down your thesaurus
We can feel the attraction
It?s kind of hard to ignore it
But please, stop all the PDA

It?s not a crime
To find love in
Unexpected places
But please keep a few feet
Between your faces
That?d make us happy, okay?

You?re a match made in heaven
And Merlin only knows
There?ll be no rule breaking
In your household
We just ask that you two
End the displays of affection
We caught you making out
In the restricted section

We?re scarred
Our poor minds
Won?t ever recover
There are just some things
We?d rather not discover
Oh, for goodness sake!

Oh, yeah we?re scarred
Used to think Ron and Lav Lav
Were absolutely revolting
That was before we caught
You two snogging
How much therapy will this take?

You?re a match made in heaven
And Merlin only knows
There?ll be no rule breaking
In your household
We just ask that you two
End the displays of affection
We caught you making out
In the restricted section