Letras:Moaning Myrtles (The). Toilet Humor. Let Myrtle Save The Day.

Dear JK, I hear you wrote a new book
And I would like to take a look
To see if you?ve included me
For Myrtle has big plans, you see!

In my day, I was quite a fine witch
So here?s my Deathly Hallows Pitch
Me and Harry become a team
The Hogwarts kids will scream

Chorus
Let Myrtle save the day, JK
Let Myrtle save the day
Let Myrtle save the day, JK
Let Myrtle save the day, hey hey!

I possess winning attributes
Besides the fact that I am cute
My ghostliness helps me to spy
And I admit, I?m pretty fly

I also create diversions
And with some female coercion
Distract even the strongest foe
For my tears always flow

Chorus

One thing I forgot to mention
And surely it grabs your attention
Since I?m already dead
It should reduce your dread

?Cause I can save the day, JK
Yes I can save the day
Let Myrtle save the day, JK
Let Myrtle save the day, hey hey hey