Letras:Adam And Joe. Other. The Antiques Roadshow.

You're bored, it's Sunday, 6.15,
There's nothing else on the TV
Check it out now, it's the Antiques Roadshow,
Looking at old stuff, seeing if it's worth dough

Fiona Bruce hosts the event
Which comes this week from Stoke-on-Trent
Check it out now, it's the Antiques Roadshow
Looking at old stuff, seeing if it's worth dough

Where did you find this delightful clock?
What a marvellously unusual jewellery box!
What a stunning lithograph of the Albert Docks!
What a beautiful painting of hollyhocks!
I just adore this chest of drawers of yours,
it's from the Civil War

Check it out now, it's the Antiques Roadshow
Looking at old stuff, seeing if it's worth dough

The sun is bright, the crowds polite,
And mostly white, but that's alright
Check it out now, it's the Antiques Roadshow
Looking at old stuff, seeing if it's worth dough

What's on the other side? It's Britannia High
Boy that show's done, back to channel One

Here's a farmer with a suit of armour
A bloke from Ghana with a stuffed llama
Those cufflinks in the expert's hands
Cost ten bob but they're worth thirty grand

Now bring your stuff to the BBC
We'll evaluate your antiques for free
You might even get to be on TV!

(Thanks to Charlie for these lyrics)